The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[arg]

Less than an hour ago I was kissing a russian bitch’s ass cheeks when a rancid stench started emanating from her asshole. I could not bring myself to lick it. Usually I’m able to power through but not this time. Am I losing my touch?

Then while I was fucking her doggy I kept inhaling malodorous whiffs that almost killed my boner so I flipped her on her back and finished

 

[CiG]

 

[Krow]

Man these 22 degree morning are starting to wear me out the older I get. I just can’t handle them like I used to. (-5 for the non-muricans since that’s most people now)

 

[no country for old wainds]

Less than an hour ago I was kissing a russian bitch’s ass cheeks when a rancid stench started emanating from her asshole. I could not bring myself to lick it. Usually I’m able to power through but not this time. Am I losing my touch?

Then while I was fucking her doggy I kept inhaling malodorous whiffs that almost killed my boner so I flipped her on her back and finished

end of an era :/ just when i thought 2020 couldn’t get any more depressing

 

[CiG]

Arg lost his passion for dumpers sooner than Wainds wrapped up the 2019 movies thread. Impressive!

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

In line to get my Moderna COVID vaccine, couldn't be more stoked.

 

[CiG]

Happy birthday @Vegard Pompey here's some Tetris porn:



Have fun.

 

[no country for old wainds]

What exactly is so great about Kid A?

missed this before. it flows really well, it's about as original/forward-thinking as any album in popular music, and it's a bit more consistent than their other albums--'optimistic' is the only song i don't like much (i understand why some would consider 'treefingers' a throwaway, find 'the national anthem' wanky, 'motion picture soundtrack' out of place, etc--i don't really agree but i probably did when i first heard it). of course, it helps that the album version of 'idioteque' is one of the most beautiful anxious exhilarating songs ever written and easily their crowning achievement. 'how to disappear completely' and this version of 'morning bell' are absolute classics as well.

 

[Dak]

Hope that doesn't mean you caught it.

One of my colleagues and his wife tested positive, and she's pregnant. We're more than a little nervous for them right now.

No sir, I'm healthy as the proverbial ox. Sorry for the wording, was thinking about the lockdowns. Even turned down the vaccine until the military makes it mandatory. Pretty sure I had the Rona already anyway almost a year ago. Sucks for the vulnerable when they get it though.

More immediately, Merry Christmas, ya filth animals!

 

[PrincessHades]

just bought weed for the first time in 3 months and my dad found out. spent the last few hrs emotional as fuck idk what the fuck to do

 

[CiG]

 

[no country for old wainds]

lol i saw cigs post first and immediately correctly predicted who it was in response to

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Moved into a new place. Haven't got a mattress yet so I'll need to fall asleep on the floor somehow, not for the first time in my life, but this time sober.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Didn't work today
Took me a few hours to notice my boss called me to come in. Oh well.
I had to install a new faucet in our kitchen. Also, our dishwasher is broken and was leaking to the basement. Fucking dumb!
Glad I didn't work

 

[CiG]

Moved into a new place. Haven't got a mattress yet so I'll need to fall asleep on the floor somehow, not for the first time in my life, but this time sober.

Having some basic camping gear is useful for moments like this (I've been there myself).

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Having some basic camping gear is useful for moments like this (I've been there myself).

Smart. I slept on a yoga mat, 2/10 sleeping experience.

 

[CiG]

Smart. I slept on a yoga mat, 2/10 sleeping experience.

Ah fuck that sucks dude. Did you at least have blankets, pillow etc?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Yeah, I had those. It's not so bad, I got a full night's sleep! I just woke up around 4 times during the night and struggled to find a comfortable position to fall back asleep in. On the plus side, there was no temptation to snooze when the alarm went off.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i’ve slept on an airport floor and an airport car park floor and would recommend neither.

 

[CiG]

I've been homeless before haha. The only upside to sleeping on a hard surface like yoga mats and airport floors is that you gain a massive new appreciation for your bed and the quality of a good mattress!