Less than an hour ago I was kissing a russian bitch’s ass cheeks when a rancid stench started emanating from her asshole. I could not bring myself to lick it. Usually I’m able to power through but not this time. Am I losing my touch?
Then while I was fucking her doggy I kept inhaling malodorous whiffs that almost killed my boner so I flipped her on her back and finished
What exactly is so great about Kid A?
Hope that doesn't mean you caught it.
One of my colleagues and his wife tested positive, and she's pregnant. We're more than a little nervous for them right now.
Moved into a new place. Haven't got a mattress yet so I'll need to fall asleep on the floor somehow, not for the first time in my life, but this time sober.
Having some basic camping gear is useful for moments like this (I've been there myself).
Smart. I slept on a yoga mat, 2/10 sleeping experience.
 
	