The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Ozzman]

He needs a LiveJournal

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just woke up, thanks to my alarm. My fucking roommate was up until 2 AM typing smilies. It's a fucking record! I nearly snapped as I tried to fall asleep amidst the bright glow of his computer screen and the CONSTANT TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE. Jesus Christ, I know he had a New Media project to work on, but every 10 seconds he would respond to that one person he talks to all the fucking time.

I got my revenge this morning by letting my alarm ring nice and long, which woke him up, and now I'm typing loud as possible. In fact, I'm going to type some smilies as a tribute to his failure at life.




I typed about ten times as many smilies as this, but had to edit them or else the fucking vbulletin wouldn't let it be posted.

Tell him to buy a quieter keyboard. That would solve most of the problem without the need for starting some kind of passive-agressive war in the room.

if its pissing you off that much, just ask him not to do it.

if he persists, wait until he leaves the room and change his boot options so his hard drive(s) don't load on startup and watch as he desperately tries to work out what is wrong. I did that to my brother once, he went for three days before taking it into a repair shop and being told he needed a new hard drive. He nearly killed me when I told him what I'd done, but at least I did so before he splashed out £100 on a new HD and having it installed.

That's awesome. I have to remember this for future use.

 

[seedofvengeance]

He needs a LiveJournal

I'd hate to see his post when he loses his virginity... You're not even going to be able to make out the words.

 

[Vimana]

Listening to 7th Octave. About to make hot chocolate.

 

[cookiecutter]

Chilling and listening to my new CDs

 

[Zephyrus]

Just got back from my Roman History prelim, which I think I did well on. I had to write 3 short essays on Polybius, Cato and Gaius Gracchus (aka RFK).

 

[The Ozzman]

Robert F. Kennedy?

 

[Zephyrus]

The Roman equivalent.

 

[Vimana]

Eating cheetos. yum.

 

[FenriR]

Listening to Neuraxis and trying to summon the energy to write an essay. I fear to be successful will require alcohol.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Tell him to buy a quieter keyboard. That would solve most of the problem without the need for starting some kind of passive-agressive war in the room.

I guess he is just a fat basterd, who cant type quiet cos he cant hold his fat hands up.

 

[mutantllama]

 

[False Joe]

Tell him to buy a quieter keyboard. That would solve most of the problem without the need for starting some kind of passive-agressive war in the room.

Or in a more agressive way, wait till he goes to the bathroom, heft up the keyboard, smack him around the head when comes back, and stands over his fallen body screaming "STOP USING A FUCKING TYPEWRITER FATTY"

 

[The Ozzman]

Or just hide his keyboard

 

[panzerfaust666]

Playing guitar, then heading out to a local show with Skullhammer ( thrash) and Atre est ( also thrash)

this town only likes thrash. it sucks

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Or just hide his keyboard

If you're going to do something like this, you might as well be less obvious about it and just change his computer's boot settings.

 

[The Ozzman]

or get an on screen keyboard app

 

[False Joe]

If you're going to do something like this, you might as well be less obvious about it and just change his computer's boot settings.

Or to rearrange your words,

Boot his computer.

Until it stops working.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Alright, in honour of my 1-year anniversary of joining the forums, and the incredible sense of whimsy I am feeling at the moment, I have decided to change my avatar for the first time ever.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You simply forcibly change his sleeping patterns with the playing of loud music at certain times.