I don't actually think wine is gay because my dad is semi obsessed with it and he's hetro. I just cringe at all that ohh give the lady some wine 'ngg hey' I say jefrey she's looking rather fetching in that bag. Let's bring her home for a warm cup. [not of wine]
I'm looking at other guys because females no longer turn me on. BUTTSEx!
I actually have, but I'm just indifferent to the whole thing. There are more important things in life than getting laid on a consistent basis, like saving up to buy a house (in my case, a condo), putting money away for retirement, etc.
they were somewhat homosexual tbh
Basically these days, the only people I see drink wine are suspected faggots, women, and my parents.
As a professional in the field of humor (and also laser tag), I feel qualified to confirm Cookiecutter's assertation that calling things gay has become fairly lame.
I'm looking at other guys because females no longer turn me on. BUTTSEx!
Fuck, look at what this woman is doing to you!
I was going to say something like that. So did Ender become straight out of anger towards men?
edit: @ Thoth
I assume you know I was kidding.