The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm single and miserable :lol: but I don't want everyone else to be I just hate couples that like messing around trying to make people feel jealous and so on. :puke: Tbh if I was with some hot girl I would be more bothered about her [sex etc] than annoying some randomer that likes her, who she hates. I suppose that's type of thing that ends up happening when two homos have a heterosexual relationship though.
 
I'm not miserable.
I'd just prefer to have a missus.
Ach well. Hopefully I'll find a fat, heavily wasted girl in Newquay to fuck.

@SNF - it's been raining all day here. I've had to go out twice :(

And I'm listening to a Remastered Morbid Tales. It's pretty good.
 
Find yourself a fat rich woman, JFandD. :cool:

My dad always tells my brother and I that we need to marry rich old people since we've both had horrible luck with relationships. I'm no Anna Nicole Smith! :lol:
 
rich women probably still marry rich men even though they don't have to...

idk why I just think that's probably what they do
 
I don't know why they would even interview for certain positions like cooks.

'Are you able to read?'
'Yes'
'Are you able to flip your forearm in a motion like this?'
*does burger flipping motion*
'Yes'
'When can you start?'
 
My friend works there so it shouldn't be completely horrible. I heard thought that they are very wasteful and throw out the extra food. If you try to take some home to your family or for yourself at the end of the day, they consider it stealing and you get fired.
 
I don't know why they would even interview for certain positions like cooks.

'Are you able to read?'
'Yes'
'Are you able to flip your forearm in a motion like this?'
*does burger flipping motion*
'Yes'
'When can you start?'

:lol:

Seriously.