The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[False Joe]

Strippers have to have low enough self esteem to work at a place like that.

Though this reminded me to redownload my favourite song from a last year.
Lazyboy - Underwear Goes Inside the pants

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

EDIT: Found it.

 

[Melodeath]

Bball time tbh

 

[grimmy82]

best song ever! LMFAO

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

staying cool in the basement with all the lights off

 

[ossa]

my toaster just destroyed my last bagel in a flaming fit of fury... so now i have nothing left to eat. dammit.

 

[Valerie]

my toaster just destroyed my last bagel in a flaming fit of fury... so now i have nothing left to eat. dammit.

Flaming fit of fucking fortuitous frustrating fiery fury.

 

[mutantllama]

What kind of bagel?

 

[SentinelSlain]

eat some metal

 

[ossa]

It was an onion bagel

And I might have exaggerated a bit... it wasn't flaming... but it was smoking.....

fucking toaster

 

[ossa]

eat some metal

I ate some metal for breakfast tbh.

 

[mutantllama]

Oh, it was a good one. At least it wasn't an everything bagel, or that would fucking suck.

 

[Valerie]

It was an onion bagel

And I might have exaggerated a bit... it wasn't flaming... but it was smoking.....

fucking toaster

Noooo, that throws my alliteration off, damnit!

 

[False Joe]

Smoking sit of sucking sortuitous srustrating siery sury.

Fyp.

Watching a Doctor Who parody, Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death (Yay comic reflief).
Surprisingly entertaining, if just for the poop jokes.

 

[ossa]

i realized that maybe instead i could eat some pita, hummus and sprouts, but my refrigerator somehow froze my sprouts.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Watching Green Street, drinking with my bro.

 

[False Joe]

Watching Green Street, drinking with my bro.

Terrible film.
Watch Football Factory.

WTF accent with that leading guy.
"You stund your griyound and fioght"

 

[Zephyrus]

Just had some chicken goulash over egg noodles, and washed it down with some Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ive seen it. Its alright.

 

[supseudonymous]

i realized that maybe instead i could eat some pita, hummus and sprouts, but my refrigerator somehow froze my sprouts.

Your kitchen hates you imo.

 

[mutantllama]

you could eat it without the sprouts tbh.