supseudonymous
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I just had the most awesome dream in which I received a new black metal CD (don't recall the band) that I was going to listen to while dosing off one night. Less than a minute into the CD, by listening to it, I spawned something called the "Kidney Demon". It looked like a red maggot, roughly the size of a squirrel, and it attached itself to my kidney. I could feel it killing me and I couldn't do anything about it... myself. That's when I invoked the spirit of Iron Maiden by singing the chorus to "2 Minutes To Midnight" as loud as I could. The band appeared, saw the demon, and blasted the rest of the song which caused the demon to explode. Then Bruce said, "That's why I threw away that black metal CD as soon as I got it." Finally, after thanking the band, they magically disappeared and the door to my room came flying open. My brother screamed, "What the hell just happened in here!? It sounded like you were dying!? I've been trying to open that door for 10 minutes!" Then I woke up. Oddly I think I had a dream somewhat similar to this a few years ago.