Demonic viscera
sludge thrall
Waiting for my gf to get home, then going to a keg party. I will drink one for all you folks at UM.
I hate dudes like that.He wants to play shit like Nickelback and whatnot since that's what all the girls like
Claim Jumper, whatever the fuck that is. Apparently it's a traditional American restaurant chain out West. Maybe you've heard of it?
I hate dudes like that.
Listening to The Frostland Tapes, thinking about going to the store to buy a Digiorno's Pizza.
Listening to music, and likely going to change my avatar (because I know people like Onder miss my old ones)
What's the difference between Digiorno and Delissio? Don't they have the same commercials/slogan?
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Yay! I'm drinking coffee and I'm using my original avatar too - switch it!
Lulz, not sure if I will but I'm considering it since I took some new pics (though they turned out a bit blurry). And why did you switch your avatar? The other one was better...
well, im sitting on my fist. and in a few minutes when it is numb, I'm going to shove it down my throat until I achive orgasm.
Fuck you mangNah, he's cooler than you, so that says something