The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I ordered some shorts today and I'm hoping the shipping is free. Yeah I will fucking wear shorts so what. My balls and ass gets so sweaty.
 
In the few short weeks I got my own place, shit has been a lot better between my mom and me. In case it wasn't blatantly obvious I have mommy issues, been good the last few years but I always found it hard to live with her, really looking forward to coffee Saturday.

Meanwhile my dad is out of town for fathers day and I was hoping to have him and my bro over for steak, beer and poker... But that's OK. Because he's a cool ass motherfucker and always has been. It'll be a week late.

Overall life is pretty good. Anyone else have dad plans? And you really think your dad is cooler than mine?
 
I ordered some shorts today and I'm hoping the shipping is free. Yeah I will fucking wear shorts so what. My balls and ass gets so sweaty.

Are these the ones you ordered?
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Today I went to a posh cheese shop and bought gorgonzola and rochebaron. The gorgonzola is pretty much rotting.
 
Taped up holes in my shitty air mattress. Maybe it won't fully deflate halfway through the night tonight and leave me with shitty back pain.
 
I keep seeing girls with shorts like that. Girls who would look great in normal jeans or shorts that weren't cut so that half their arse is hanging out. It's not a good look. Ozzman pulls it off pretty well though.
 
I think it's odd that I'm going to be a teacher in a few months and I still fucking get carded for the movies. Saw Ex Machina and was carded. Wtf. I don't look like I'm under 18.... Fucking NY laws are dumb.
 
Pretty much memorized the entire world map in the past 48 hours. Why did I feel the compulsion to do this, I don't know.
Hey man did you see Rush yet?



I keep seeing girls with shorts like that. Girls who would look great in normal jeans or shorts that weren't cut so that half their arse is hanging out. It's not a good look. Ozzman pulls it off pretty well though.

It's hard to find them in my size
 
I think it's odd that I'm going to be a teacher in a few months and I still fucking get carded for the movies. Saw Ex Machina and was carded. Wtf. I don't look like I'm under 18.... Fucking NY laws are dumb.

I've been carded buying R18+ shit at a JB Hifi by young ladies that look barely older than my fucking beard, which is pretty big and grizzly.
Does common sense even exist anymore?