The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[viewerfromnihil]

God damn it I need all these North American meats.

You've got gators in Australia. Those are pretty good.

 

[The Butt]

So stupid drunk guy story time.

Apparently I had a couple skin tags on my neck that rubbed on my shirt or something. My drunken brain decided a hook blade razor blade (I use these at work) was the ideal removal tool. I "think" I cut the first one off and it went fairly smoothly. My second attempt, according to the mark on my neck sliced directly through the middle of the skin tag and about an inch and a half to two inches down my neck.

My girlfriend noticed this in horror as I was sitting in the living room with blood running down my neck. I did get it to stop bleeding so I guess I won't need stitches or anything...

Jesus fuck. You okay?

This puts my drunk stories to shame. You're a fucking animal.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

That's so death metal.

 

[tagradh]

My worst drunken injury as a result of stupidity was fracturing my heel.

That woulda bee much cooler if blood had started leaking outa my foot.

Or if I'd managed to do it with a razor.

 

[CiG]

You've got gators in Australia. Those are pretty good.

Crocodiles motherfucker.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Marsupials just wanna have fun

 

[Dak]

Crocodiles motherfucker.

Rockin files motherfucker
Metal stylez motherfucker
Big smiles motherfucker
Recompile motherfucker
Argyle motherfucker
Gonna be a while motherfucker

 

[Krow]

Jesus fuck. You okay?

This puts my drunk stories to shame. You're a fucking animal.

I'm a fucking idiot, maybe.

 

[Fantozzy]

https://youtu.be/baJ9gIBeA98 got a new song out and I wanted.an opinion

 

[Funerary_Doom]

when I'm drunk I just black out then fall asleep.

Like today I woke up in some room and on some bed and had no idea where I was for a second. Then I remembered "oh yeah I stayed over a friend's house because I couldn't make it back to the Bronx."

Adulting is fun.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Finally having a bowel movement after eating two 16 oz steaks yesterday.

 

[Dak]

Adulting is fun.

I don't mean this in the tone it's probably going to come across in, but that isn't adulting, it's colleging. Or something.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

That doesn't happen to people just in college, unless there's a broader context here I'm missing.

 

[Dak]

That doesn't happen to people just in college, unless there's a broader context here I'm missing.

Yeah I did that stuff myself in my early twenties when I had next to no responsibilities. But I certainly wouldn't refer to it as "adulting".

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Just call it what it is. Partying. Drunkening.

 

[Dak]

M Night Shyamalan's The Drunkening.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

The party was the ghost of a party you dreamt about getting drunk at.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I think Dak is conflating parenting and husbanding with adulting

 

[Dak]

I think Dak is conflating parenting and husbanding with adulting

It doesn't have to be parenting and husbanding but adulting involves dealing with advanced responsibilities. Partying and passing out can technically be done at any age.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

online D&D all morning
went swimming all afternoon
rode the bike then hopped in the pool