The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

World spinning head so dfuckin heavy where all I?a

Does anyone fuxjin care? I don't.m so mcuhn fukn malt liquor dick won't getnads w Judas Priest, suk my dick Halford I'll jack you off.fukin confused help Mel can't feel face. Wife's cat my buddy when drunkm.dehyrdrated beau gonna pizz myselfe with room too faraway. Wife going to be pissed love her but am scumbag.

Nose bleeding.mmoght die. Malt,liquor forever
 
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Nope

Really need to get gutter guards on the back of the house. Shit gets clogged way too fucking often.
I was out in the rain lastnight with shorts and sandals at 1230 pulling 2 lawn chairs over to the house and putting the pool cover on them so the water runs away from the house.
It's always something.
 
Treating my mother like a second class citizen since she had spinal surgery. I just refer to her as 'broken spinal cord', I.e. 'why is broken spinal cord here, she shouldn't be leaving the house'
'broken spinal cord can't come she's gonna hurt herself'
'broken spinal cord needs to put her goddamn neckbrace back on'.

That's what she gets for being a dummy so soon after surgery. The butt of my jokes, because I care a good deal about broken spinal cord.
 
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Relaxing. I just finished my 1 AM workout. I have to be really fucking strong. I'm only 5'0 at 15, and I look childish so I have to compensate. Also, I am playing bass drum in marching band next year, and I have slight scoliosis (curvature) in my spine, so I want to be strong and easy on my back. Even lifting weights causes numbness on my spine. I have a pinched nerve in my mid back I think.

As an afterthought, weightlifting increases the level of testosterone and growth hormone in one's body. Also, it increases endorphin levels and makes me more confident and I feel more brutal after I work out.
 
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My retarded friend and I stole two 5 dollar bottles of corona from a homeless guy and chugged them, smoked a little and walked around my town. Probably going to get charged with some shit but whatever, we're assholes and we undoubtedly deserve it.

He was "temporarily" homeless and he had a pistol so we had to run or he said he'd kill us
 
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RedStorm said:
My retarded friend and I stole two 5 dollar bottles of corona from a homeless guy and chugged them, smoked a little and walked around my town. Probably going to get charged with some shit but whatever, we're assholes and we undoubtedly deserve it.

He was "temporarily" homeless and he had a pistol so we had to run or he said he'd kill us
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I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $2000, Alex.
 
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This guy had already drank 5 of them and was explaining his life story to us. My friend sat there with him while I just kind of kept a look out. The guy actually went into the BP and bought us "thirteen year olds" (as he explained it) two 5 dollar coronas. I was off and my friend was walking to me and said "Dude, we gotta get out of here" so I didn't wait for an explanation and when we ran two miles to this baptist church he explained that he had taken the beers and the guy said he was going to shoot us if we ran away with them. The guy wanted us to sit there with him and drink them with him behind the BP in front of a road full of fucking cars.
 
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