The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I had my first bowel movement in 3 days today. That was weird considering I shit daily if not multiple times a day, but I guess I haven't really had much to each except bread, honey, and soup.
 
Oh, I know that feeling. I got the flu pretty bad last year around this time that resulted in me sitting on the toilet shitting my brains out while puking for a good 10 hours. But the good thing with that was that once that passed, I felt better the next day. This strep throat shit doesn't go away so fast and really fucking sucks.
 
Still super fucking sick, but I think it's getting easier for me to swallow. Hopefully after today the antibiotics will finally kick in.
on the plus side my cold's getting better, on the minus side my new year was ushered in by explosive diarrhoea.
I had my first bowel movement in 3 days today. That was weird considering I shit daily if not multiple times a day, but I guess I haven't really had much to each except bread, honey, and soup.
this genuinely felt like i was pissing out of my ass. wasn't painful or anything, just weird

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You guys should lick ass to develop strong antibodies in the throat and stomach like me, mine are in perfect health
 
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Finally feeling like I'm among the living. Still can't swallow much, but hopefully by tomorrow that will be fixed. I'm gonna eat a huge bowl or three of ice cream and watch Season 5 of Seinfeld instead.

Fuck, this is gonna rule.
 
When you think about all of the other bodily fluids you might have to, under certain circumstances, consume, jizz isn't so bad.