The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

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Got offered a job at work today. If I were a single guy, I would probably have went for it. As it stands now though, doesnt sound very appealing.

It was basically...

Move to Punxsutawney (thought they were joking at first because its groundhog day)
stay in a hotel on company's dime
run the new roustabout division our company is starting.

Hotel rooms are pretty cool, you can just sit in there and drink beer and watch TV and your bed is right there, bathroom when you have dumps all morning, easy to maintain, some maid might want you to put it in her poonani and your old lady will not even know, get a flat top and cook some meat in there
 
Supporting the Mexican economy today. See, not racist and helps the poor -->aug