the problem is she's never met arg before, and she wants you to lick her heels and crush your ball sac
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the problem is she's never met arg before, and she wants you to lick her heels and crush your ball sac
schools not cancelled because 2 inches of snow, when you watch TV who's paying for the cable and what not, have you ever thought about it, that's disrespectful, maybe you can write an essay about how you're a fuckin degenerate
PrincessHades
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Krow
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Nursing a not-that-bad hangover from yesterday. Started drinking beer around 6 pm and stopped when I went to sleep ~ 4 am. Woke up at like noon and I'm sipping on a kombucha. Today is lost.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Got my lessons done up until Wednesday as my school's being audited this week. I should do laundry and other stuff too. I just want to lay on my bed and listen to things and watch things and just be a couch potato.
As no one else seems to have mixed 80s themes/synthwave with death industrial/PE and it's something I feel like I want to listen to I figure I'll try to do it but. So much trial and error. First PE sample song thing went okay, I guess. Now attempting the synthy shit. Mixing guitars and drums is easier.
Satanstoenail
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Doing compulsory online training modules for work. There’s like 6 modules to do with fucking quizzes at the end and most of them don’t even relate to what I do. I used to be able to click through everything relatively quickly without having to watch the whole lot but some evil fucker has redone the program so that you can’t skip stuff. These are not the good times.
Dak
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Yeah, worst of times man. I too remember the halcyon days of the clickthrough. Some of them even have timed clicking and responses so you can't read something else while you wait for the video to end.
zabu of nΩd
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Company probably just doesn't want to increase its compliance budget making videos/quizzes specific to every role.
I guess they could just disable certain videos for certain roles... might require paying a programmer to update the software and/or lawyer to do extra compliance review though.
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Dak
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Usually those videos are broadly applicable like "data security" and "don't touch your coworker's bum".
Serjeant Grumbles
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Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Yep, “privacy”, “bullying”, “how to handle a bomb threat” etc. Most are to do with office settings and I don’t work in an office or with other people. Took me about 2 hours to do them all. That’s my time at home of an evening, unpaid.
I’m pretty sure it’s just lazy management. “Just get them to do them all”.
Dak
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Even though the company that sold it probably said it would count for way longer.
It's CYA management. Now, if you touch a coworker's bum, and the management has a microphone shoved in their face they can be like "I have no idea how this happened!!! All of our employees had 6 hours of high quality intensive training on no bum touching." Saw this repeatedly occur in the military.
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I'm in my office right now and a guy in the neighboring lab, an Egyptian, is currently watching some kind of Arabic film very loudly, and it has this really badass lo-fi electronic soundtrack that sounds like the first Suicide album crossed with the prayer music he usually listens to, which perfectly accentuates the screams of some Arab woman apparently being chased by foot by some presumably-swarthy Hitler-sounding dude. Now it's stopped and there's just some guy whispering in a spooky manner. I need to get into Meccawood, this shit sounds awesome.
Carpe Mortem
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Has anyone ever been asked to do something unethical at work, where the order comes directly from the president of the company?
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viewerfromnihil
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One of the pharmacies I briefly worked for filled a lot of questionable prescriptions for opiates. A new pharmacist who was brought to the pharmacy right before I was hired started rejecting a lot of them for obvious reason, e.g. Oxycodone 30mg 120 tablets as a one month supply of which we would see multiple per day, and she was told by district management after our prescription count dropped that month that it wasn't our job to be the drug police and pressured her to start fill more. I jumped ship and went back to my old company pretty quick. It's for exactly this reason that CVS doesn't count Schedule II controlled substances in the rating metrics for pharmacies.
Carpe Mortem
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Haven't had a chance to express my concerns yet, been in meetings all day, but the day has felt surreal and I think I might update my resume. If at this early in the company (1.5yr) I'm being asked to do this IDK what I may be asked down the line.
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