The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Ender Rises]

Time for me to start drinking rum.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Time for me to start drinking rum.

Don't expect to catch up.

 

[Ender Rises]

I doubt I will. Ain't got that much.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I must always be moving when I listen to music. It's hard for me to be still.

I can sympathise with this, actually. It's like it destroys the excitement of a kickass song to just be sitting still for it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

That's one of the reasons why playing favourite tracks to a friend is awful. You have to just sit there and wait while they fail to get into it at all.

 

[SentinelSlain]

That guy looks like this guy this guy

That's actually similar to how I look if I have my hair neat...

 

[False Joe]

We should start some kind of Grey's thread.

Just so he can spray his stoned balls of spunk in one place for chronilogical fun.

 

[Zephyrus]

Just woke up, thanks to my alarm. My fucking roommate was up until 2 AM typing smilies. It's a fucking record! I nearly snapped as I tried to fall asleep amidst the bright glow of his computer screen and the CONSTANT TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE. Jesus Christ, I know he had a New Media project to work on, but every 10 seconds he would respond to that one person he talks to all the fucking time.

I got my revenge this morning by letting my alarm ring nice and long, which woke him up, and now I'm typing loud as possible. In fact, I'm going to type some smilies as a tribute to his failure at life.




I typed about ten times as many smilies as this, but had to edit them or else the fucking vbulletin wouldn't let it be posted.

 

[FenriR]

if its pissing you off that much, just ask him not to do it.

if he persists, wait until he leaves the room and change his boot options so his hard drive(s) don't load on startup and watch as he desperately tries to work out what is wrong. I did that to my brother once, he went for three days before taking it into a repair shop and being told he needed a new hard drive. He nearly killed me when I told him what I'd done, but at least I did so before he splashed out £100 on a new HD and having it installed.

 

[supseudonymous]

stuff

Why don't you just put your headphones on with some relaxing music?

 

[Hubster]

Checking a work firewall for rules. Oh and I fucking hate work. I'd really prefer to be a beach bum, drink good coffee all day, go to the pub and see hot beach girls all fucking night, go to gigs. Did I mention that I hate work?

 

[Hubster]

Mothing. A girlfriend I know came over and seem really into me again and am pretty sure she broke up with another boyfriend she is dating and they dated for awile and they never did it. She is starting to get on me about cigs and said I would be so much hotter if I did not smoke. My new job is getting me to cut back on smoking and I told her for now will try and smoke less or lights. She is prude and am hopng to atleast get to make out and feel her up. I really miss the times when she would make me lick things off her fingers even when she new I did not like what it might be and could get me to anyways, she's the type of chick where if you did not mess up nd did everything she asked waiting on her hand in foot getting between her legs she would make you lick her asshole to see if she would do it. She loves her ass and knows how much I do. It's so hot when she stands up playing guitar hero in front of you and I et to look at her ass which is just beautiful and I could just stare at it forever and she has a naval piercing and the most amazing flat sexy stomach. I really need to start showing her again how much I like everything about her especially when her hair is down it kills me and just try harder.

Why on earth does every barely-post-pubescent sexually frustrated early 20s person feel the need to type exhaustingly long sentences which rarely make sense?

 

[King Richard]

I fucking hate nasal congestion. FUCK

 

[skeptik]

Wow, you people sound more intoxicated than I am right now.

You must have missed The Greys' post, which is what I was referring to.

 

[Hubster]

I fucking hate nasal congestion. FUCK

Me three. I get hayfever every year, totally sucks.

 

[waif]

It's like a terrible Penthouse forum with no climax.

my thoughts exactly...

 

[Zephyrus]

Why don't you just put your headphones on with some relaxing music?

I can only fall asleep laying on my sides. That's impossible with headphones on.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You must have missed The Greys' post, which is what I was referring to.

Ah, that I did.


Jesus, I'm groggy this morning/afternoon. Must've stayed up later than I thought I did.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Just woke up, thanks to my alarm. My fucking roommate was up until 2 AM typing smilies. It's a fucking record! I nearly snapped as I tried to fall asleep amidst the bright glow of his computer screen and the CONSTANT TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE-TYPEE. Jesus Christ, I know he had a New Media project to work on, but every 10 seconds he would respond to that one person he talks to all the fucking time.

I got my revenge this morning by letting my alarm ring nice and long, which woke him up, and now I'm typing loud as possible. In fact, I'm going to type some smilies as a tribute to his failure at life.




I typed about ten times as many smilies as this, but had to edit them or else the fucking vbulletin wouldn't let it be posted.

Oh, man! You just reminded me of something I was going to do for a friend. He also hated his old roommate, and he wanted to think of something to do to him when the time came to move out.

The idea, which we sadly ended up not doing because I was busy, was to have me go there to help my friend "move out". In actuality, I was there to bother his roommate just by hanging out with him all day (since he also never left the room) and just act like as annoying and offensive as I could (without it being obvious that I was doing it on purpose). Some ideas where:

- I would be just fucking fascinated by all of his stuff and want to touch everything and ask him about everything he owned, like a child would do.
- Sit on his bed and eat chips loudly and sloppily.
- Make tons of immature jokes / comments, laugh very loudly at them.
- Insist that he let me teach him a few of my secret handshakes.
- Accidentally knock a lot of stuff over. A lot.
- Get very easily offended.

And so on.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

She is prude and am hopng to atleast get to make out and feel her up.

she's the type of chick where if you did not mess up nd did everything she asked waiting on her hand in foot getting between her legs she would make you lick her asshole to see if she would do it. She loves her ass and knows how much I do.

I really need to start showing her again how much I like everything about her especially when her hair is down it kills me and just try harder.

Someone needs to take this man's internet connection away, for his own sake. He's clearly not mentally capable of understanding how much he's embarrassing himself.