The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Or you can do well enough to not have to go to retard college for half the time and be exposed to higher quality facilities and educators.

OR:

You could go to a good school for two years and then transfer to a BETTER one (which is essentially what I did, but for different reasons. Nor did I go to retard college, you fuck)

An associate's degree is like certification. It's like you went to college but were too lazy to finish a real program.
 
That reminds me, it's almost coffee time. Good thing I filched another load of sugar packets from the Starbucks in the Union yesterday (after it was closed).
 

Fuckin' Philly, baby. [/Jedi Mind Tricks]
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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland


"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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I suppose the Philly accent is accurate for me, but I should make it clear that I don't have one of those full-on, hardcore Philly accents. I don't say "wooder" for "water", "begels" for "bagels", "iggles" for "eagles", "mayan" for "mine", and I sure as shit don't say "yous" (as in "yous guys better not steal all my fuckin' tastycakes!").

I do, however, struggle with the word "south". It just feels more natural to say "salth".