The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread
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Nothing. Two older women with religous booklet/panflits knocked on the door and noticed they said 'the truth' on them and before they got in a word said not interested and besides that were not sexay older women. There is no god and they don't need to be going around knocking on peoples doors.
rly get the fuck out of here with that shit!
If they were dudes would have told them to go fuck themselves.
rly get the fuck out of here with that shit!
If they were dudes would have told them to go fuck themselves.
mutantllama
Active Member
Happened to me once. Pair of Jehovah's witnesses came round and looked a bit shocked to have the door opened by a 6'3'' guy wearing a black metal t-shirt. Got into a debate with them... they left after they asked me whether I though we needed help, and I told them I thought we were beyond the help of anything or anybody.
There is these two Jehovah witness fags that walk back and forth dressed like idiot butt pirates and a girlfriend and I were just sitting outside on some steps talking and they come up to us asking us who were were,etc... I'm like Satan's Child and she goes Crack Head Beth 
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personally found it really funnay
and they stood there for about 3 minutes and we're obviously ignoring them and they eventually fucked off. I occasionally piss on the doors of the church they go to which is down the road actually.
.personally found it really funnay
and they stood there for about 3 minutes and we're obviously ignoring them and they eventually fucked off. I occasionally piss on the doors of the church they go to which is down the road actually.
I had a pair come to my house once. One was an uptight bitch who said that I that I needed to "fear god." One guy was badass and said they that only want world peace and he was just telling us to respect everyone even if you don't believe what they did, his wife stared at him than with a fucking evil eye.
Burning In Hell
New Metal Member
Generally, the Jehovas don't knock on my door. They usually hear the extremely loud music coming from my house and keep going.
And I have 3 very large dogs.
And I have 3 very large dogs.
mutantllama
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SentinelSlain
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Some missionaries came to my old house once. They had American accents.
For a laugh I shouted 'mum there are some mercenaries at the door' (in an American accent).
For a laugh I shouted 'mum there are some mercenaries at the door' (in an American accent).
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Houses Ov Mercury
divine_torture
leVel
Orion Crystal Ice
Rider of the Astral Fire
experiencing depression and having Earth 2 on repeat and freakin wanting to go back to Starbucks and get that red velvet cupcake.
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Houses Ov Mercury
Orion Crystal Ice
Rider of the Astral Fire
THEY HAVE THEM I SWEAR. $2.25 PER CUPCAKE. PLZ TO MAKE ME WASTE MY MONEY ON SUGARY PAINKILLERS.
mutantllama
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False Joe
Who cares.
Burning In Hell
New Metal Member
Orion Crystal Ice
Rider of the Astral Fire
It would be awesome if two hot religion babes showed up with panflits wanting to come in(you know because sometimes bible thumpers want to cum in) and they where horny kinky god worshipping sluts and than an orgy went down and these bible thumping sluts are both all over you and it's just naughty dirty and sinful as hell. pure hawtness like the flames of hell
