The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm waiting for my Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut to arrive, and waiting for the Habs/Bruins game to start in about an hour from now while listening to my tunes

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Stuffed Crust is the shit yo! I usually like going to Uno's, cuz it's the only Chicago style pizza place here, but otherwise I get Pizza Hut. And I will not get a pizza from them that is not Stuffed Crust.
 
I like the stuffed crust except the sauce is too different from their other pizzas.

I actually think I like thin crust Pizza Hut the best and I'm not even a big thin crust person.

Right now though I could go for one of their P'Zone things..
 
K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.


I think every guy has at least once thought about sucking his own cock. One reason masturbation is so great is because you know how you want it! There is no thought to it. You jack off and things seem perfect. It can even be better than sex sometimes. I think what may set me apart from the majority of the group is how often I think about sucking my own cock. I could not even imagine how great it would be. Wow! My hot wet mouth slobbering and sucking my hard hot cock. I get chills just thinking of how great it would feel. It would be one million times better than getting head from a female or male! Just like masturbation, I would know how I wanted it. I would suck my cock perfect! I'm so hard just thinking about it. There have been times I though I may have permanently injured my back from just trying! Although I know I can't get my wet mouth over my hard tight cock, sometimes I just feel I need to try. What if!? Just what if?! Of course, I can not. Let me set myself apart from the group called majority again. I think when most people see a dog lick himself, they just kind of ignore it and perhaps give a slight chuckle. Not me. I stare. I stare at the dog doing something I have dreamt of for oh so long. What an AMAZING animal! This animal I am looking at is licking his own cock! I can't look away from a dog licking himself. I get SO hard thinking about what it would be like tasting my cock. Licking my cock. Sucking my cock! I would shoot gallons of cum down my throat! I want to cry just thinking about it! Could you imagine this BEAUTIFUL and warm feeling!? Ohhh! Wow! I give myself the chills. I found myself so in love with the dog. This oh so lucky creature knows the joy of self fellatio! It's not so much sex with a dog that makes me shoot my jizz all over that soft fur my dogs have to offer, then it is the fact that I am SO close to natures magical and lucky animal! I am not attracted to the a dog itself, but the fact he can do what I can only dream of.
 
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Also Massachusetts would pwn you as well.

You've gone too far.
Massachusetts is barely a real state... It would crumble beneath the might of Texas.
And anyone fighting for Canada to beat Texas... who the hell would fight? The Mounties? Yeah, that's what I thought. A bunch of Mounties and hockey players have no chance against the awesome power of my home state.