The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

So I went outside to have a walk in the woods and also to have a shit outside in the woods and when I was wiping my ass with a leaf a dog ran to me and started licking my balls for no apparent reason. I was like WTF, a dog licking my balls? And I was really scared of him biting off these balls of mine because it was a big dog so I was all like "good dog, good dog" and I slowly put my pants on but he pulled them back down with his teeth and I was like "dude, you really like my balls" and while licking my balls he started wanking with his front paws and he came after a minute. I wanted to leave him then but he wouldn't let me and now he's here at my place and he wants to get married. Seriously, I'm scared he'll force me to marry him. WTF, life's such a bitch, it just doesn't let you make your own decisions sometimes and all goes somewhat wrong.
 
Didn't you hear only faggots drink red bull

I think you'll find I drink Maxxed Up.

Vodka + redbull = bad idea.

Lies.

Joe consumes that shit in his sleep apparently. One or two is ok imo, but not all night.

I fucking love the shit. Yet to feel any bad effects from it yet.

Vodka and Redbull is for pussies

Then again, I drink Screwdrivers all the time :erk:

Vodka mixed with basically anything is win.
You can't go wrong.
 
I'm going to go to my favorite pub now, to have some delicious beer and to have some fucking cigs.
 
Zephyrus said:
"Descend" can function as a transitive verb. You can descend a staircase just as you can ascend.
I know that, but it seems weird to descend a tower. I guess it's grammatically correct, but it's an awkward usage.
 
Listening to Fiction all the way through, haven't in a long time. Really similar to Character but not bad.
 
I have been feeling like garbage since I came back from Florida and wondering if I should go out tonight. I always go to the same bar because the retards I associate with never seem to have any desire to do something different.