The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Ozzman]

Primates are terrible pets. They refuse to get jobs and drink up all of your Kool-Aid.

HOLY SHIT I lol'd

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

atm I'm doing rough drafts of a magazine layout (cover/table of contents/two page spread article) FUN!!!

 

[Eligos]

Dude that's awesome

 

[The Ozzman]

Riveting tale, chap

 

[Krow]

She was stupid for having a primate as a pet anyway

Last February, the owner of a 200-pound chimpanzee named Travis asked Charla Nash to help lure the chimp back into her house in Stamford, Connecticut. In the process, Travis went berserk, attacking Nash and ripping off her hands, nose, lips and eyelids.

It wasnt hers... but still.

 

[Belligerent]

I'd like to see footage of the chimp ripping her hands off.

 

[Krow]

So would I actually.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

fuckfuckfuck i did this shit the wrong size, kill me.

edit: fixed. validate me guys:

 

[divine_torture]

My drummer is over and we're drinking. Yay!

 

[-CC-]

Makin' Bacon

 

[False Joe]

fuckfuckfuck i did this shit the wrong size, kill me.

edit: fixed. validate me guys:

Why are you doing an article about Voldo?


And I'm relaxing listening to Devin Townsend. Only one lecture today. Wewt and the such.

 

[Eligos]

So there's his group of scene girls I hung out with a lot during my senior year of high school. They were freshmen at the time. Every time I talk to one of them these days they bring up how stupid I make them feel (which really isn't my prerogative and I dumb down the things I say for them a lot).

And then today, after they'd all spoken to me about my opinion on e (I'm strongly opposed to it), they all post these pictures with pacifiers in their mouths.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Sell the pics to Mort

 

[SentinelSlain]

fuckfuckfuck i did this shit the wrong size, kill me.

edit: fixed. validate me guys:

?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

YES!

Joe:

 

[Krow]

He appears to be trying to pleasure himself.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

A fascinating composition of the human form, rendered in non-human details with a chilling degree of intimacy between the proverbial Man (hominus) and Machine (machinus). The hapless observer is compelled to note the inherent difficulty of the male species in performing even the simplest self-fellatial activities, highlighting the ongoing struggle in our society between the desires of the armless to satisfy their urges and the tantalising yet oft-cruel impossibility of doing so.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Hey, I didn't make the art, I just did the layout

But yes, those armless just have no luck...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Buffalo chicken from subway is pretty good.

 

[panzerfaust666]

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_victim_of_chimp_attack_shows_face_for_the_first_time/


Link to the Chimpanzee woman on Oprah, for Belligerent and whoever else was so interested.

She shows her face. apparently its harsh, but I dont watch shit like that so I wouldn;t know