The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I just ate two ice-creams and now I'm having a beer. Fuck december, I have my summer style flow on, bitches, you can't stop me. But tonight I had a dream that I have my grandmother's ass instead of mine, that it transformed to it because of how much I sit all the time. It was horrible and I felt a great relief when I woke up. I was touching my round butt for like ten minutes then, and then balls and then penis until I came.
 
I think we should just change the topic to girls' butts. The round holy grails of nature, the epitome of beauty, the target of my eyes anytime some is around and the thing for my hands to get unto, and into. TARGET, I WANT TO FUCK. I WANT TO FUCK!

I WANT TO FUCK.
 
My 9-day Thanksgiving break is coming to an end. I did many things during this break, few of which I will publicly disclose. There was, however, a lot of hiking, a good deal of poetry, and of course plenty of food. It was pretty awesome overall. Cheers.
 
A friend of mine just called because he needs a ride. I still haven't slept, but I will do it anyway. I'm always the guy that gets called for either rides or when there's a situation which may involve violence that they can't handle. Ugh. Why can't I be the guy people call when they wanna go get ice cream?