The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY ASS, FUCK MY HEAD, FUCK MY DICK, FUCK MY BALLS this coffee is a strong one. I fucking needed the fuck of this motherfuck. I ate a whole duck for a lunch and now a fucking pizza. I would fucking kill myself if I knew I would respawn somewhere near, but this world is full of a lot of uncomfortable places like America and Africa. SO YEAH, I HAVE A COFFEE and deathmetal and those will somehow put me back to life because I was fucking tired out of all the nasty food. KILL ME.
 
Hanging out in my cabin of despair onboard the ship of death after drinking copious amounts of liquour with some dubious MUA(Maritme Union Of Australia) dudes.Already there is talk of drug smuggling,I am in my element!
Looking to cash in on the commodity boom aswell as corrupt your unborn children.Greetings from Australia!
 
I'm trying to memorize all czech flowers and trees in latin. Ha! Fucking bitch.
 
Don't let JAGE get word of that, he'll go on a POTATO > RICE tirade.

I'm reading my sites. Feeling oddly zen because I got up and did yoga before work today. Probably gonna buy a new pair of glasses later tonight.