Ok guys seriously, shut up for a second this is important.
I woke extremely early this morning and decided to listen to some Pandora. Well a Kesha song came on for whatever reason and I just had this weird moment of clarity that, even though I don't like blondes, or chicks who enjoy intentionally dressing like they haven't showered in weeks, or are fascinated with childish things like glitter etc, I have a strong desire to bend her over and pound the fuck out of her. As if this would be some mind-blowing experience. I don't get it, and I'm not sure I want to or ever will so I'll just accept this and move on.
Also, I decided to tease myself this morning and was looking at some very expensive cars and found this dealer near Columbus, Ohio who apparently has an entire showroom floor of nothing but amazing cars. These guys are my fucking heroes and hopefully one day I'll own such a place.
Does anyone even read my strange rants? Eh, oh well.