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Rider of the Astral Fire
Originally posted by thrashmetal78
The biggest mistake I've ever made in buying an album BY FAR was Manowar's newest one; it's so bad I don't even remember the name of it, and I see the cd case on my entertainment center, but I'm just too damn pissed off at it to even get up and look.
WHY DOES THERE CONTINUE TO BE GAY METAL LIKE THIS? MANOWAR ARE GAY AS LIBERACE!!!
I swear, if I have to hear one more song like, "WE AHHH THE WAAHRIAAHS OF METUHL!!!!" one more time I'm going to go to the top of a bell tower and start shooting.
Manowar are a bunch of live-action role-playing homos who get dressed up in their homemade chain mail and play "let's be gay and act like medieval knights in the 21st century". Give me a fucking break. The music wasn't impressive AT ALL. The solos were a bunch of crappy scales played a million miles an hour, nothing memorable. Everyone says how "true" Manowar is, and how awesome they are. If Manowar is true, I'll be false as fuck. I'll take my Emperor, Hypocrisy, Arch Enemy, The Gathering, Opeth, Megadeth, Metallica, and Soilwork and go the fuck home.
It still pisses me off to know that I actually spent money on crap like this. At least if I just gave it away, it would go to someone who probably needed it. These guys are just gonna buy more chain mail with the money I paid for it.
You are not Tr00 Metal.
Beautiful post, that one...
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