Meet Your MDFers~!

Beer. Metal. Autopsy.

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So Cythraul is the best looking guy here, Schwarzung looks like a 30 years old woman and Michael should cut his hair imo. Thanks for listening.
Them's fighting words.

It'a probably my bargain-bin camera.

EDIT: Double post, my apologies.
 
ITT: lots of nerdy young white males

Have fun dudes. Be sure to use lots of lube (but not TOO much) and go slow your first time. It will feel like you are pooping, but unless you "have to go" you won't be. Just try to relax and enjoy yourself.

If any of you see a guy with a big nose and short hair named Peter, say hi. I deflowered him in college and it was my single triumphant act of cougarism BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
What about philosophy? Considering you're into good old Nietzsche.
Damn school doesn't offer philosophy so I teach myself it. Hopefully pursuing a university course in philosophy when I get out, but for the moment I'm teaching myself it. I taught myself Russian as well, can speak it somewhat fluently.
 
I'm somewhat fluent in Chinese. NIHAO NIHAO

I would probably cougar viewer_from_nihil, he's got that unspoilt breakable young thing look to him.
 
A young man from Maryland buys a plane ticket to Fukuoka, Japan in 3, 2, 1...
 
Wait, so you don't want to hippopotamus him? Shit, sorry. I meant "cougar."
 
I had to take some Philosophy classes in the uni for extra credit. I could barely understand a thing. I doubt the lecturer could as well.