Evanescence - Like You
1.5
Boring. She has a lovely voice but they are just so fucking predictable. Also yeah unless she's banging her dead sister I'm not sure we can count this as necrophilia. If you wanna get creative and say 'love' is necrophilia you're wrong. It got moderately exciting at the breakdown.
Would I fuck this dead body? Only in the mouth.
Jacques Brel - Jojo
7
The language and voice again makes this track. The backdrop is very pretty but it's not particularly special. That being said there's a palpable longing, and I find myself muttering 'Jojo' even after the song has complete so it has definite staying power.
Would I fuck this dead body? Nay, I'd take it out for a nice candlelight dinner and make love to it.
Lill Lindfors - Månen
3
I see no reference to necrophilia whatsoever in the lyrics, only a shadow of appreciation for the cycle of life. And that's a real fucking shame because it was actually a lovely tune, reminiscent of Fever Ray's better tracks.
Would I fuck this dead body? Uh. Pretty sure it's not dead. I could kill it but that'd be unfortunate.
Of Montreal - Chrissy Kiss the Corpse
4
Well it's on theme... it's also kind of annoying. I feel like I'm stuck in a funhouse.
Would I fuck this dead body? Well, it's in a circus tent surrounded by the children of hippies and I do have some morals, so maybe in the dead of night in a time of desperation.
Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl
6
So this is like... good funhouse lol. This is night time drunken summer night funhouse. Just fun plain and simple - but not impressive.
Would I fuck this dead body? Sure, a few times, but I wouldn't bother trying to stave away the rot and would probably end it once it really kicked in.
Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer
7
Belongs on chill hip hop beats to study to - which I love. Creepy but not gothic. The downside is that production has no semblence of impressive instrumentation, typical of the genre.
Would I fuck this dead body? At the dead body lovers convention, alongside other dead body lovers, for it would be a process wholly carnal yet casual.
T.S.O.L. - Code Blue
5.5
I'm biased against this genre but trying not to let that sway me. It got almost surfy which was cool and the lyrics were sweet. I have not much to say on this.
Would I fuck this dead body? Yeah after a few drinks I think I'd fuck it but there'd be some regret.