I hope everything is better for you soon Nick... I don't know if it'll help you, but maybe some horrible humor will...
How are Micheal Jackson and K-Mart similar?
They both have little boy's pants half off.
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What's the difference between Micheal JAckson and a shoping bag?
One's 90% recycled plastic and unsafe for children under the age of 3 and the other is paper.
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A little boy goes up to his mom and asks, "Mommy, is god white or black?
She responds, "Both, honey."
a few minuted later, the kid asks again, "Mommy, is god a man or a woman?
"Both Honey."
Not much later, the boy asks, "Mommy, does god really love little children more than anything else, and in a special way?"
"Yes honey"
Then her son asks, "Is god Micheal Jackson"
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What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing!
(Ok, that was horrible)
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Steve