The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Because I'm a disgustingly bloated barely human ball of flesh, despite an obviously awesome personality.

Don't be so critical at yourself, it's not your personality that fucked her. Ok, now stop the talkie talkie and post some pics of her and we'll see her and we'll see her.
 
Ow, can I cum a little bit of my sense of humour in your mouth? AAAAAh, ahahh, you're so good so goood, swallow the jokes!
 
My social skills are award winning. I've been known to have women from the audience fellate me whilst I read poetry aloud at conventions.