The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Because I'm a disgustingly bloated barely human ball of flesh, despite an obviously awesome personality.

Don't be so critical at yourself, it's not your personality that fucked her. Ok, now stop the talkie talkie and post some pics of her and we'll see her and we'll see her.
 
Ow, can I cum a little bit of my sense of humour in your mouth? AAAAAh, ahahh, you're so good so goood, swallow the jokes!
 
My social skills are award winning. I've been known to have women from the audience fellate me whilst I read poetry aloud at conventions.
 
I learned the first track of 'n Crugu Bradului yesterday on my bass. And "Penguins in Flight" by StS.

Today I went into my break room and this guy's watching Oprah and he's all like, "Yeah man das how I roll. Oprah, Dr. Pheel, da fuckin Ellen Degeneres show."

And I was like, "Fuck yeah nig and Days of our Lives and shit!"

"General Hospital, foo."
 
So today I sorta met this guy who got beaten and stabbed and shot before by some dudes. Today he had some kind of seizure or some shit and threw up. That was definitely a first.