The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Oh my god dude, you haven't lived.

Then again, you don't have the memory of their infinite deliciousness lying in the back of your mind like a thorn and tormenting you with hunger for the one and only thing you know will fill the void. They are the squishy little crack rocks of the sea.
 
LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE BITCHES
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I WANT TO RAPE THEM WITH MY MOUTH
 
I want some, because I swear every single fucking show Gordon Ramsey's on he puts them as the starter or something in every single episode.

Which instantly makes me trust them.


EDIT: Right now, loling at chatroom cam thingy. 4 girls on there, two weren't delivering, one occasionally even in the middle of the library.
The other one was a fat ugly whore who kept getting naked :(
Her vag looked like God had made it with a hard swing of a fucking cleaver.
 
Just re-formatted my laptop and getting really pissed off with the fact that it comes with absolutely NONE of the necessary drivers. I had to download one just to get the touchpad to work, for fucks sake.

I just got out of jail. my now ex gf got me arrested and broke up w me. two years down the road and i'm stabbed in the back...it hurts. i hurt.
That's terrible. I hope you'll still get to see your kid and everything.
 
He should throw on some Devourment and fucking stab some hookers.

If it wasn't for the fact he had one I'd suggest eating babies too.

Instead tl;dr post of Anal Electrocution lyrics.
Unrelated by I just found a lyric site that posted censored lyrics of this song :lol:

I need new ways to torture all my bitches,
Peel off their skin or cover them in stitches,
Sometimes they bleed, sometimes they spit,
Sometimes I feed on their half decayed clit,
I've scraped out their guts through their torn open cunt.

It's so much fun to make them bleed,
But I have new ways to kill them indeed,
An electric rod that spews ten thousand volts,
Up her ass I pound it, her cunt implodes,
Surging through her sliced open veins,
Smoke emits from her boiling brain,
Currents flow through her bubbling mass,
Sparks and blood shoot from out her ass.

Tears are building in my eyes from the stink of your burnt fluid,
You hair is singed: your flesh is black, your form reduced to ruin
I pull your crispy outer skin to reveal your bloody tissue,
I chomp the chips of harden flesh and lust at your dead sinew,

A strange idea has taken over,
I'll remove your blistered outer cover,
Caress your skinless, dripping body,
A burning feeling builds inside me,
With staggering force I go inside it,
The slits warmth will make my nuts spit,
I pound her slit 'til I feel it cumming,
My eyes roll back the pleasure is numbing.

I ride your toasted dripping carcass,
With infinite hate I beat your face in,
The third hit causes you nose to cave in,
Oh my god, she's breathing,
What will I do with this toasted hog bitch,
Thought she was dead, but I feel her heat beat,
A thrifty idea I have excites me,
Where is my hacksaw.

You feel the bite,
Saw through your horribly burnt open flesh,
I'll cut off your limbs till you are dead,
When you are really deceased,
Again I will get my cock wet.
 
Just got a nice Christmas gift from the city I rencently moved in. A wonderful 1500$ of taxes to pay. Awesome, not that I wasn't expecting it but the timing is just perfect...
 
So DT's on H again, eh. I'm on coffee today, only had four beers today so I hopefully won't sleep 14 hours like yesterday.

(yes, 14, I went to sleep at 20:00 and got up at 10:00)