Alongside Death
On The Descent To Hell
- Oct 9, 2005
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lol thanks for sharing!
More precisely maybe, I find goth-like looking girls unattractive, those who listen to metal and want to emphasise it by wearing inappropriate clothes.
lol thanks for sharing!
She mentioned her boyfriend repeatedly. I don't mind at all, though. I need a drinking buddy/wingman more than a lady friend atm.
Also, she digs Devourment. Awesome much?
Just got an email from this band I responded to over craigslist. They're looking for a guitarist. My plan had been to just reform my old band, basically, but I'm kind of tired of organizing everything and this could be fun. Or not. The way they described their sound, it's either gonna be some cool folky/doomy/blackish/melodic thing or just fucking jollyfolk.
Went bowling with a group of friends last night at 9pm, then ended up going to a friends house afterwards. Started doing stupid shit (i.e. cinnamon challenge, which is trying to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon, I failed miserably). At like 1am we went to the market and got 3 gallons of milk because a few people wanted to do the gallon challenge (drink 1 gallon of milk within an hour, without puking), and we sat on the street outside in wait, and holy shit it is so funny watching projectile vomit.
Post milkvomit we went in and played Goldeneye on the N64 (I fucking sucked at it, but once upon I time I was a beast), played other shit, watched youtube vids, and then at 5am went to the park to watch the sunrise. Got back, hung around, and finally fell asleep for an hour at 7am, but got up and ate pancakes. Then I went home and slept from 10am to 3:30pm.
Fuck I'm tired.
I learned a long time ago that bitches don't make good drinking buddies. There are a plethora of reasons why, but I'll just name a few:
1) When chicks get drunk, they don't like to do awesome guy shit like break stuff, get in fights, harass hot chicks, listen to metal, etc.
2) Women can't drink hardcore like guys, unless she is a whale.
3) If the chick isn't ugly, you'll eventually try to fuck her mouth whether or not there are relationships at stake.
Trust me, I have studied the ways of how women are not drinking buddies. It's science.
edit: If you have a drinking buddy who is a female and are not affected by any of the examples I have brought forth, she probably has a dick.
Hopefully I'm just drawing ridiculous conclusions and it was actually pure coincidence and she turns out to be a freakin' awesome friend!
She has repeatedly invited me and other persons and groups not present to suck her dick. She swears like a man, acts like a man...We went over this and concluded that she's "a dude"
Getting ready to leave for this.