Sitting at work with a stomachache dreading going to the city for a meeting (I was just there yesterday). I also have this horrible monster zit right below where the underwire of my bra hits, which makes bending over or stretching or ANYTHING extremely uncomfortable.
Ya, if your parents weren't horny toads you wouldn't have been born a female to grow boobs and forced to wear a bra that is causing you immense discomfort due to the zip under the wiring.
Checked my financial aid stuff and I'm now getting $4,000 in scholarship money instead of $2,000, and now I'm only going to need a few hundred per semester. This fucking great.