The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Fucking spewing,sitting here smoking a few cones.I just got suspened from work.It's kind've a long story which involves me screwing a co-workers misses,who became my girlfriend/ fiance.For ages I ignored her fagbook msgs because i'm not one to fuck with workmates misses.I told this dude at work to fucking sort his misses out but they split and i got with her but because of the way it happened i could never trust her.Anyway shit hit the fan today and yesterday at work,this dude is a so called karate expert and has confused my kindness for weakness for ages but i told him that he needs to not be a smartass at work and to see me outta work.I'm suspended from work and will most likely get the sack.I have a house to pay for and i think i'm fucked now,where's my dog gonna live.Fucking sluts can fuck your life up but if i do get the sack this cunt is gonna pay.:mad:
no offence to any females out there,i was just referring to this one in particular.
 
PMS and other supposed physical excuses to justify women acting like bitches are just that: excuses.

Well honestly I'm sure profusely bleeding and hurting like a motherfucker simultaneously aren't going to make you act like sunshine, as my girlfriend says. :p
 
Well honestly I'm sure profusely bleeding and hurting like a motherfucker simultaneously aren't going to make you act like sunshine, as my girlfriend says. :p

Its not that they have to act like sunshines, just not act like a bitch. If I would be allowed to act like total motherfucker for one week every three weeks for a price of goddamn anal bleeding and pain, I'd probably take advantage of it and piss everybody off with smoothely getting away with it. Just because I had opportunity to do so.
 
EWBID. Every woman's body is different.

PMS means you may be more inclined to be bitchy/cranky/weepy/sad/whatever, but we are humans not monkeys, self control. If a lady/bitch/cunt/whatever goes rage-mode on you, just tell her to calm down and come back when she's in a civil mood. Same way you'd deal with anyone else. PMS isn't much of a special condition considering over half of the people on earth have it.
 
Yeah. But you should be nice to her if she is sad. I cried like a dumbass for no reason at a Starbucks once in the height of PMS, and Man-Purse just sat with me saying "there, there" between stifled laughs while I bawled and bawled and everyone else there probably thought he had just dumped me at Starbucks.
 
Yeah. But you should be nice to her if she is sad. I cried like a dumbass for no reason at a Starbucks once in the height of PMS, and Man-Purse just sat with me saying "there, there" between stifled laughs while I bawled and bawled and everyone else there probably thought he had just dumped me at Starbucks.

This made me lol
 
Watching season one of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This show is funny!

First you eat the cat food, then you huff the glue, then you drink the beer!

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Watching season one of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This show is funny!

Yes! Warning: only season one is spit-out-drink funny, and the addition of Danny Devito was actually a terrible idea, but the other seasons are still pretty good.