The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Going to New York with the family tomorrow...down tomorrow, back Sunday. Seems like a total waste of time for such a short trip but I'll get to hang out with my bestest friend ever so it's all good. Also, pizza that doesn't suck ass. Seriously Montreal, wtf? I can only eat it when I'm drunk and even then I know it sucks.
 
Just bought this awesome Swiss Army knife.I like crap like this and plan on carrying it with me at all times in case of an emergency.
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Just bought this awesome Swiss Army knife.I like crap like this and plan on carrying it with me at all times in case of an emergency.
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Emergencies being; screwing a screw in, opening a box, filing a nail, measuring your penis, reading small print, sawing a stick in half, or cutting a piece of paper. lol :p
 
^^ I must have the 'Victorinox Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT':headbang: this is an awesome collectors item and just a flatout cool 'thing'.Umm sorry it's different what the hell is that??:yow:
 
Every time I always see Swiss Army Knives with everything out, I always see them used as a way to sexually torture someone.
 
There's alot of poking and prodding and cutting that could be done with them.I don't know why the fuck i bought it but I was thinking of buying a pocket knife and i've always wanting one of these.A knife that can save lives as well as take them away!