The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[damnromulans]

My shower isn't big enough for two people. Showering together is okay sometimes, I'm not really against it and I have about 26 full days/nights a month of solitude anyway since we are weekends-only. It doesn't bother me that MP probably pees in my shower since I probably pee on him without realizing it sometimes.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Pulling chunks of my air out and picking at my scalp.

 

[waif]

...and now I will never go down on my girlfriend again. Thank you, Laura.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Freud: "Sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar. Sometimes a cigar symbolizes a big penis."

 

[The Ozzman]

*HI FIVE*
Fuck showering together. So awkward. Fucking ruins it for me. The shower is my fortress of motherfucking solitude. Bitches best not be coming in that. Also I pee in the shower.

Bitches don't know about WAIF's shower?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Freud: "Sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar. Sometimes a cigar symbolizes a big penis."

I bet the first porn ever is some really old hand cranked reel of Freud butfucking his mother.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Peeing in the shadows

mystery pee

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

a GHOST!?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Asking myself "can I be the only one wipes standing up it's normal right?"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I wipe while standing...

 

[damnromulans]

Do you look at the toilet paper?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

of course

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I wipe while standing...

Oh thank Christ.

 

[A1a23]

Do you look at the toilet paper?

It's the only way to know for sure if your ass is wiped completely.

 

[unknown]

I usually nuke the site from orbit

 

[The Butt]

Fucking onions

Onions are manliness in food form. Fuck you.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Where i work all the toilets have sensors and they were obv designed for people who wipe sitting down so they flush as soon as i stand up, and some of them even keep flushing over and over every time i drop the next piece of used tp in. So fucking irritating.

 

[The Butt]

I wipe sitting down. The thought of wiping standing up has always been an odd concept to me.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well fuck you.

 

[The Butt]

NO

FUCK YOU

(j/k I've always thought you were a cool guy)