Saparmurat_Niyazov
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Haha I don't have allergies OR leg hair. You're all gay!
I'd rather be gay than an intellectually inferior and physically weak woman.
Haha I don't have allergies OR leg hair. You're all gay!
Flonase does nothing for that choking sensation I get when my windpipe narrows to the thickness of a sewing needle.
Too bad for people with spring allergies... I only have a bit of a sensibility to sun light, like sneezing when looking at the light.
My breath is shorter than fucking piss. I guess I'm allergic to air now. Seriously. You don't really think about your breath until you don't have enough of it, then you'd love to just not think about it. And you know what? Piss. I'm breathing shit. This is heavier than air.
zabu of nΩd;9755803 said:IT'S A BRIGHT AND SHINING STAR
BUT YOU JUST MUST BE SENSITIVE TO LIGHT
...OH YOU JUST MIGHT
I have never had a single dollar on my bank account.
EDIT: Today is a glorious day because I want to get drunk and eat meat and smoke cigs and fuck bitches!
Sounds like you need some kind of bronchodilator, bro. Why not grab Primatene Mist and give it a shot some time? It's an epinephrine (adrenaline) mist that acts as a short-acting bronchodilator for random bouts of bronchial asthma. You don't need an RX for it. See if it helps your situation.
I go through the same shit. It's hell for me right now, because the pollen is starting to fly through the air and my sinuses and bronchials are practically swollen shut. I've been hitting my primatine mister like Whitney Houston does a crack pipe.
My asthma-or-whatever woke me up at like 7AM which is unfortunate because I went to bed at 5AM. So I had a cup of caffeine and GOOD FUCKING MORNING US OF A.
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EDIT: Today is a glorious day because I want to get drunk and eat meat and smoke cigs and fuck bitches!