The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

My breath is shorter than fucking piss. I guess I'm allergic to air now. Seriously. You don't really think about your breath until you don't have enough of it, then you'd love to just not think about it. And you know what? Piss. I'm breathing shit. This is heavier than air.
 
I go through the same shit. It's hell for me right now, because the pollen is starting to fly through the air and my sinuses and bronchials are practically swollen shut. I've been hitting my primatine mister like Whitney Houston does a crack pipe.
 
My only allergy is to some bath/skin-care product I tried when I was little.

As I do not use skin care products, being the RUGGED PILLAR OF MASCULINITY I am (lol), I may as well be allergy-free. Woo hoo!
 
I just pulled an all-nighter, after getting like 4 hours of sleep the night previous.

I struggled to keep my eyes open through the day yesterday, but thanks to the copious amounts of caffeine I consumed (2-3 coffees and ~4-5 cans of Coke), I did not get a fucking wink of sleep. Now it's 7:41 AM and if I doze off now I won't get up till like 4 PM.

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I thought I didn't have allergies until I started sneezing like a motherfucker about 20 minutes ago. Now I think I may perhaps have them.