I am extremely fucking bored. I've been browsing reddit, 4chan, and tumblr for about 2 hours looking for funny pictures; not finding many. Keep coming back here with hopes of you guys entertaining me, and all I get is Pessimism's stupid fucking Einstein/Hawking rap battle video. I am so bored I actually watched it twice.
I hate beer pong. Takes longer to get drunk that way. If I want to get fucked up quick, I double-fist a handle of vodka and a bottle of orange soda. But I guess some people dislike drinking so much that it has to be a penalty.
Jack Daniels pong is where it's at.
Jack Daniels pong is where it's at.
Got very very drunk last night and I could tell because I basically yelled at somebody for claiming the Carthaginians were better than the Romans.
The last time I had sex was February.