So I was in a pub few moments back and it was pretty boring apart from a story that this bitch told us. They were on some trip with some guys and found a dwarf in a forest. They were so drunk and stoned that they thought he would be a goblin of some sort and took him to their hotel room where they kept him closed in a wardrobe. Now they have problems explaining, as he was doing some games there with other handicapped people and those drunks just stole him because they thought he was from Lord of the Rings.