The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[waif]

Got my computer going again. MUST ACQUIRE DEUS EX.

 

[damnromulans]

Up at 5:30 because my dad burned toast and the smell woke me up. Irritating because I never sleep enough and I have to leave at 6:25 to go to work.

 

[Onder]

Up at 5:30 because my dad burned toast and the smell woke me up. Irritating because I never sleep enough and I have to leave at 6:25 to go to work.

I woke up after five today too. High five!

 

[SentinelSlain]

A system that big is gonna be worth more than $60 no matter how much it sucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_speaker_scam

Don't buy any beds out of vans either, or cheap alcohol. Also, if you find yourself in a country with truly ruined economy, don't buy special 'unlabelled' meat.

 

[Vimana]

Cheap alcohol is great. I don't care about taste, so what I want is highest alcohol content for the least money. I was at a party and all these guys brought was beer and I was like

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was talking about moonshine.

 

[Chanakya]

If they wanted to get pissed on beer, fucking idiots.

If they wanted to enjoy what they drank, you're a fucking idiot.

If they all got "yeah bro, Budlight bro", hope you fucking killed em.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Language, young man.

 

[Vimana]

It was budlight. They were planning on getting fucked up. They eventually did, and two people started fucking in the basement where I was already trying to sleep. Lame, but oh well. We all have hit a lame party before.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You should have tapped one of them on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, house rules: all sex must be videotaped."

But then there's always a small chance of getting punched in the face with that line.

 

[waif]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_speaker_scam

Don't buy any beds out of vans either, or cheap alcohol. Also, if you find yourself in a country with truly ruined economy, don't buy special 'unlabelled' meat.

Hrm, didn't know about that. Good to know.

 

[unknown]

You should have tapped one of them on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, house rules: all sex must be videotaped."

But then there's always a small chance of getting punched in the face with that line.

No you're supposed to go over there with a boner and shoot for a threesome

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well yeah if you want to accept a greater risk/reward opportunity

 

[Vimana]

The girl was kinda fat and ugly, and underage. That would be a triple no no.

 

[waif]

I just realized that Holocaust porn must exist somewhere, and now I feel deeply unclean.

 

[unknown]

rule 34

 

[Zephyrus]

rule 34

And Godwin's law.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I just realized that Holocaust porn must exist somewhere, and now I feel deeply unclean.

 

[Vimana]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_pornography

 

[damnromulans]

This is close: (NSFW) http://www.thinfetish.com/

Waiting around for my friend to get off work so we can go on a hike. It'll be the first time we ever hang out sober. I'm kind of nervous. Feels like a date or something but I guess it kind of is since it'll just be the two of us hiking and then presumably eating a meal.