The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Tonka Time]

Grow your own pot Zeph - BAM - financial problem solved.

Better yet, get a cheap licence, grow a few plants, and then start selling your excess bud to the local marijuana clinic.

This.

You can make pipes out of anything. Pop cans work good too.
Spice (fake smoke) can be rationed very easily as it doesn't take much to get you really high and can be bought in stores.
That said, weed is safer and if you have a dealer/friend thats sellin' and don't have to worry about drug tests then that is the route to go.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've got a pritt stick of hair wax.

 

[damnromulans]

loling because i'm basically a flight attendant now...AHHH!!!!

 

[cookiecutter]

Congrats!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Don't you have to do fuck loads of training in how to help fat people jump down inflatable slides and stuff.

Loads of people are going to flirt with you and make you come over for no reason. Haha.

 

[Cronopio]

Loads of people are going to flirt with you and make you come for no reason. Haha.

There's always a reason to come.

 

[damnromulans]

Actually I retract my enthusiasm...I have to pass the pee drug test I took and another language test first. What a bunch of cockteases

 

[Tonka Time]

I hate it when people tease my cock.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've never had anyone who even jokes about my cock.

 

[cookiecutter]

What did the tampon say to Master Yoda's penis?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

 

[SentinelSlain]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

 

[Onder]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

A place made for Master Yoda’s penis to go into, squash the snail and enjoy some ass.

 

[Cronopio]

Actually I retract my enthusiasm...I have to pass the pee drug test I took and another language test first. What a bunch of cockteases

U RIEK SPRIFF??????

 

[Der Morgenstern]

About to teach my first class of the day wearing sweat pants and a button up shirt because I spilled coffee all over my pants earlier.

Still better dressed than some fo the first-year stoners.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

What did the tampon say to Master Yoda's penis?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

nice

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

What's your deal with snails?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Snail trail.

 

[voilenoir]

Sitting at work looking at the TUMBLR website. I just got an account the other day, its pretty cool. Anyone on here have one?

 

[CF87]

Nothin', fuct. I walked over to the corner store cause have a dwi and it was closed. So I walked over to the liqour store and back and regardless had some money just bought a few flavored vodka's.

OH FUCK

FUCK

This is not what am suppose rto be doing.

 

[voilenoir]

Nothin', fuct. I walked over to the corner store cause have a dwi and it was closed. So I walked over to the liqour store and back and regardless had some money just bought a few flavored vodka's.

OH FUCK

FUCK

This is not what am suppose rto be doing.

What kind did you get?