The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[cookiecutter]

Congrats!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Don't you have to do fuck loads of training in how to help fat people jump down inflatable slides and stuff.

Loads of people are going to flirt with you and make you come over for no reason. Haha.

 

[Cronopio]

Loads of people are going to flirt with you and make you come for no reason. Haha.

There's always a reason to come.

 

[damnromulans]

Actually I retract my enthusiasm...I have to pass the pee drug test I took and another language test first. What a bunch of cockteases

 

[Tonka Time]

I hate it when people tease my cock.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've never had anyone who even jokes about my cock.

 

[cookiecutter]

What did the tampon say to Master Yoda's penis?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

 

[SentinelSlain]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

 

[Onder]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

A place made for Master Yoda’s penis to go into, squash the snail and enjoy some ass.

 

[Cronopio]

Actually I retract my enthusiasm...I have to pass the pee drug test I took and another language test first. What a bunch of cockteases

U RIEK SPRIFF??????

 

[Der Morgenstern]

About to teach my first class of the day wearing sweat pants and a button up shirt because I spilled coffee all over my pants earlier.

Still better dressed than some fo the first-year stoners.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

What did the tampon say to Master Yoda's penis?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

nice

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

There's a town called Bridlington and in the grounds of a country estate there, there's a statue of a woman with a big round bare bottom. If you look in her but hole, a real live snail lives there.

What's your deal with snails?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Snail trail.

 

[voilenoir]

Sitting at work looking at the TUMBLR website. I just got an account the other day, its pretty cool. Anyone on here have one?

 

[CF87]

Nothin', fuct. I walked over to the corner store cause have a dwi and it was closed. So I walked over to the liqour store and back and regardless had some money just bought a few flavored vodka's.

OH FUCK

FUCK

This is not what am suppose rto be doing.

 

[voilenoir]

Nothin', fuct. I walked over to the corner store cause have a dwi and it was closed. So I walked over to the liqour store and back and regardless had some money just bought a few flavored vodka's.

OH FUCK

FUCK

This is not what am suppose rto be doing.

What kind did you get?

 

[Vimana]

Browsing lamebook. I don't have much to do right now.

 

[Valerie]

LOL Red Sox.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[skeptik]

LOL Red Sox.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

jimrome Jim Rome
Imagine a shell-shocked Red Sox team walking into their clubhouse to see THAT!!
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jimrome Jim Rome
Greatest. Night. Of. Baseball. Ever.
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jimrome Jim Rome
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jimrome Jim Rome
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jimrome Jim Rome
One strike away from finishing the O's and Papelbon gives up a rapper to Nolan Reimold. Tie game! The dream is still alive. INSANE.
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jimrome Jim Rome
These dude's are overmatched against Papelbon. This freak is DEALING.