Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Gotta get a buzzer man, if not to shave your head at least to extract the crack of your ass, oh boy is it exhilarating.
I need a hair cut and I can't get one without having some fag touch my head and make clucking noises at me.
Not sure if this is applicable to where you live, but if your town has a Chinatown go there. You can get this exact haircut for very little money, and they don't talk to you if you don't want to.I don't want a buzz cut on top. I want short back and sides and a trim on the top. I don't even own a pair of scissors never mind a trimmer.
Buzz it yourself ya fag.
I cut my bro's hair. He can rock the buzz cut/short hair pretty well. That's an essential skill you should learn in the Corps imo. $12 a week for a haircut adds up quickly, especially when you're paid in peanuts.
12$ a week? W(here)TF did you get haircuts? Everywhere I went, even out in town they only charged active duty 5$.
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How to gargle Onders cum, Lesson #1
And spread the beautiful ass and lick the pussy. SO GOOD.
EDIT: Fucking a 16 year old virgin in the ass.
Did some GRE studying today and then decided to do some fun logic stuff a little while ago. I like this one:
A rich man makes a promise to you: 'I have a diamond, a coin, and a rock. If you say something true, then I will give one of them to you, but it could be any one of the three. If you say something false, I won't give any of them to you.' What should you say if you want him to give you the diamond?
logic stuff