I just woke up and I farted so loud while shitting that I woke everybody else up in the building too. Today Im going to fuck up some chemistry AND bio-chemistry tests. Then I meet my girlfriend and well hopefully have a beer or something because I like to have a beer after fucking up so many things, as well as to fill my body with something I like because that fart didnt left anything inside. It was like a grenade saying "ILL BLOW UP YOUR BRAIN NEXT TIME GIVE ME BEER".
sick as shit.
fuck the flu in the ass. 5 people at work have it
Nice, how much that run you?