I don't see why. I live in a city where white people are the minority which kind of sucks. People just glare at me all the time. Oh and some girl I know is doing my head in. I've been worrying about university too. I had a really important 3 hour exam recently and they gave us the question paper from a different course. That means I have to do a load of extra work when I thought I was finished. Bad times. I don't really hate being white though because I would feel equally awkward living in my home town if I was none-white.
Feeling incredibly insecure. I hate women right now. I hate being white.
Your "problems" are completely inconsequential.
We know all these things about you already.
We also know you're obsessed with alcohol, drugs and underage booty, yet you continously hit us over the head with it.

Horribly awesome, you mean.
EDIT: Fuck you Morgenstern, for fucking up the order of my reply to King Richard's post.
You can use the quote option.
I usually do that, but seeing as there were no replies, I thought I'd squeeze a reply in there, and during the typing of said reply someone managed to sneak in between.