The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I had a dream today about Hellboy fucking some robotic chick. They were arguing about who spilled macaroni on the bed sheets and he had some trouble getting her in the bed but then when she finally started cleaning it the action started. He totally didn't mind she was a robot, wtf.
 
So I was at my uni for a late registration and I just told the bitch "I couldn't go". And she was like, why? And I said, I just didn't have time. And she was like "yeah but what were you doing?" You will have to pay 45 usd for a late registration. I convinced her not to (I didn't even had to punch her). Then a black guy came w/ the same problem and those bitches made him pay it. He had a 100x times better excuse too. I think it was my factor X that won it for me.

I'm at home now. I'm a hungry skinny gypsy depreaved of sleep. I'm tired as shit but won't fall asleep. I don't have food. I don't have money. My girl is angry at me because I was partying with this other chick yesterday. It's the neighbor chick. My friend fucked her yesterday. I will have to ask him for further details about her juicy horny vagina. She would do anybody, I want to bukkake her with a truck of cum until she drowns in smelly deadly death. Her ass is to be spread.
 
did a quick google images search of those and boy do i regret it (fugly hoes). look up Marry Queen, she is your type (large assed white woman) but is pretty. kinda resembles the Harry Potter girl actually.

I've seen some porn with this ho. She's czech iirc.

EDIT: Oh yeah she has this porn where she wears a Santa hat and guy does her in the ass. I love her face, especially the thin upper lip. I always liked thin upper lips kind of showing teeth forming this strange smile. I find that lovable.
 
haha yeah i have that vid. she's always with the same lucky bastard. maybe you should go into porn Onder i would watch porn of you.

Well, thanks..?

I have a big scar on my belly though. But I think my dick is shaped well and nice to touch and hold. I'm uncircumsized, obviously (well, Europe is kinda better at this whole intelligence thing). But I have Fordyce spots, Not that it's a problem for me, but men in porn usually don't have those, or not as visible. Also, these movies would be short if I fucked someone pretty. I can't have one hour sex tbh.
 
Nothing. Drinking another beer. Fuck hangovers. Beer > hangover. FUCK EVERYBODY.