The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Blind Guardian]

You know when you take a piss, put on your pants and start walking, and some more piss comes out, making you smell bad? I just fookin solved this problem. When you've pissed everything you can, make sure to lift your balls up and down a few times, and those last few millilitres of piss will come out before you put your pants back on.

 

[Zephyrus]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

 

[skeptik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyuaqOHoSDQ#t=1m40s

 

[rms]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

What the hell is wrong with you

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Ohhhhhhh, Sheldon

 

[Krow]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

Then you fall into a false sense of security doing it and a female sees your penis, with a piece of toilet paper stuck to it.

 

[Zephyrus]

Like I never take that into account.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ohhhhhhh, Sheldon

My students call me that in class. They keep telling me to watch The Big Bang Theory.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

WTF

 

[Dak]

This thread has suddenly begun to deliver.

 

[AllShallFall]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

no need for that. just shake the rest off into the toilet

 

[Satanstoenail]

"No matter how much you jiggle and dance
The last drop ends up in your pants"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Holy fucking shit!!!!! A GIANT branch just hit the house and landed between the car and the house!!!! WTF is up with this Sweetgum tree!!

I almost shit my pants. I thought we were under attack!

 

[Der Morgenstern]

SHIT.

Al-QAEDA ARE DROPPING TREE BRANCHES IN SUBURBAN AREAS OF THE MIDWEST.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

It scared me to death. wow.
I was in the hallway collecting garbage from the computer room and I instantly froze. It was so fucking loud!

 

[divine_torture]

I secretly fear an attack someday here in Decatur because of ADM and Tate & Lyle. I feared the same thing in Denver because of the whole military/nuclear weapons base and such. No matter where I go them damn foreigners are gonna get me!

 

[Vimana]

Listening to this and toking by the light of my candle and lava lamp.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Playing catch up with Breaking Bad before the season premiere.

 

[divine_torture]

Listening to this and toking by the light of my candle and lava lamp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtkI4FCM3zs

I really, really love Blue October.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Just got back from watching my friend's band publicly practice in a local dive bar (they fucking rule). Here's silly footage of me (on the right in the Dead Can Dance shirt) doing guest vocals for their cover of GG Allin's "Hard Candy Cock". Wacky fun.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150940797378479