The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[monoxide_child]

staring at the wall with the theme music from "the fresh prince of bel-air" stuck in my head

it's my roommate's favorite show, he's watching it everyday, that's why the theme music got stuck in my head
also
my roommate's 32nd birthday was yesterday

 

[Vimana]

If you don't stop posting, I'm gonna start making trouble in your neighborhood.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Urgh. Summer holidays at home with no job in a small town.

 

[CF87]

If you don't stop posting, I'm gonna start making trouble in your neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

 

[damnromulans]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[divine_torture]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

farting like crazy from all the cabbage I ate for dinner.

 

[KafkaX]

Cabbage farts are fucking terrible. Almost as bad as cauliflower...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love it

 

[damnromulans]

Cabbage farts are fucking terrible. Almost as bad as cauliflower...

But none so vile as hangover farts.

 

[divine_torture]

I am so very tired tonight. Almost 4 hours into my shift with 8 to go after that...ugh. I couldn't sleep much today. It sucked large bovine genetalia.

 

[King Richard]

Eating peanut butter out of the jar like a bawss. I was going to make a glass of chocolate milk but my chocolate disappeared.

 

[damnromulans]

But none so vile as hangover farts.

OH GOD I was so right

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_q7SXQVF0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2LEg1cEBI

 

[Blind Guardian]

You know when you take a piss, put on your pants and start walking, and some more piss comes out, making you smell bad? I just fookin solved this problem. When you've pissed everything you can, make sure to lift your balls up and down a few times, and those last few millilitres of piss will come out before you put your pants back on.

 

[Zephyrus]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

 

[skeptik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyuaqOHoSDQ#t=1m40s

 

[rms]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

What the hell is wrong with you

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Ohhhhhhh, Sheldon

 

[Krow]

My method is always to take a bit of toilet paper and squeeze out that pesky remainder with my thumb and forefinger into it.

Then you fall into a false sense of security doing it and a female sees your penis, with a piece of toilet paper stuck to it.