The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Back from a run, just stuffed myself full of shrimp linguine in creamy vodka marinara fra diavolo with peas, about to spend the rest of the night reading journal articles.
 
I'm thirsty. I know that if I go to pub now it will take me 40 minutes to drink 3 beers and then I will be happier than ever. Same as yesterday. I just stood there alone and enjoyed it.
 
I wish drinking alone was more socially acceptable in this country.

That's typically Northern European. Fredrik Lindström theorizes that Sweden is a "do-culture" (as opposed to a "be-culture"). You need a reason to do anything, and unless you socialize, you don't have a reason to drink. If you sit alone on a park bench in Sweden, you're seen as a weirdo unless you're reading or have some other specific reason to be sitting there. You can't just be sitting there for the sake of it.
 
England is a bit like that, but probably only because of ultra judgemental young women who have creepradars that set off if it takes somebody too long to say something, if someone is on their own at any given moment in time or if someone does something for reasons other than trying to get into a woman's vagina.
 
You people are the ones I'd like to drink with. Why is that always the case? I am too much of a pussy to approach people I don't know in the pub, yet if they turned out to be half as hospitable as most of the people on this board, I'd have a great time.
 
laughing my ass off at this guy who apparently has way too much freaking time on his hands

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