fapping to my collection of hidden camera videos of myself fucking various bitches
At work watching a video that my coworkers taped of me last night making out with some homeless chick on 3rd Street promenade in Santa Monica...What a fucking shitshow...
WHAT
Slowly dying. My breath is short, my mind is flawed. I'm weak. What should I do on New Year's Eve? Something gay?
Fly to Melbourne and we'll fuck shit up.